LOL of the Day

I've recently become obsessed with dancing reality TV shows: America's Best Dance Crew, Dancing with the Stars, So You Think You Can Dance, etc...all these shows make me blame my Mom and Dad on a daily basis for not pushing and shoving me into all possible dance classes when I was younger. Living with regrets at age 23..sigh. FML.

So, i guess last night's episode of So You Think You Can Dance showed a contestant that fell to the floor with so much excitement that she had a vajayjay slip. Don't judge, maybe she is allergic to wearing panties. Anyways, as always, Dlisted says it best:

"Our pure eyes have been tainted. We should have never boarded the Mayflower and come to America. But seriously, it's just a damn vagina. We've all seen one. A little snatch flash isn't going to turn our nation's children into drug addicted sluts with no morals. They will do that on their own." - dlisted.com

LOL of the Day

As I was reading MY morning version of the NY Times on the train...aka the genius that is Michael K's www.dlisted.com, I saw a lil news update about our Ms. Blohan doing a photo shoot for Spanish Vogue as Marilyn Monroe.

Lol as you read below:

"Why does HoHan hate Marilyn Monroe so much? If HoHan loved Marilyn unconditionally, she would quit dragging her beautiful image through the gutter

by posing as her over and over again. We all know what happend the last time. It wasn't pretty.

I mean, Marilyn Monroe's body TODAY probably looks better than this trick. When you're trying to look like Marilyn Monroe, but only end up looking like Pamela Anderson after getting gang banged by a dozen sumo wrestlers, it's time to hang up your wig and give it up.

Here's more of HoHan working the hardest she has all month at a photo shoot for Spanish Vogue."

Now I don't have anything againt Lindsay, when i met her @ Bungalow8, she was a very sweet girl...Yes, I was at the tanorexic stage of my life in the picture below, my skin tone is closer to Michael Jackson's color nowdays.

It's great that she's doing work these days, but I'd like to ask Spanish Vogue why take America's leftovers and put her in their magazine?