LOL of the Day

I've recently become obsessed with dancing reality TV shows: America's Best Dance Crew, Dancing with the Stars, So You Think You Can Dance, etc...all these shows make me blame my Mom and Dad on a daily basis for not pushing and shoving me into all possible dance classes when I was younger. Living with regrets at age 23..sigh. FML.

So, i guess last night's episode of So You Think You Can Dance showed a contestant that fell to the floor with so much excitement that she had a vajayjay slip. Don't judge, maybe she is allergic to wearing panties. Anyways, as always, Dlisted says it best:

"Our pure eyes have been tainted. We should have never boarded the Mayflower and come to America. But seriously, it's just a damn vagina. We've all seen one. A little snatch flash isn't going to turn our nation's children into drug addicted sluts with no morals. They will do that on their own." - dlisted.com

I couldn't have said it better myself

After looking at some sickly pix of the ICONIC figure that is Victoria Beckham, I came across a comment that pretty much summarized my deep inner feelings during my lunchtime:

"I'm so sick of these walking eating disorders being praised and admired when in fact they are seriously effed in the head.
I was about to go make myself a sandwich for lunch, but I guess now I'll just go nibble a piece of lettuce and then spit it out and then run 6 miles to purge myself of all that food I ate. Fuck."
- Submitted by hotmess119 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:01am.

I think I just found my Halloween Costume and it will only cost me $6.85

"90 people get the Swine Flu and everyone wears a face mask. Millions of people have AIDS but noone wears a condom."

I am so amused right now by a website called Flu Armour that sells "Pandemic Influenza Defense System Products." You can order a variety of goodies such as Masks, Gloves, Wipes, Protective Goggles, Emergency Food Supply for 4 weeks, and MY personal favorite - the Disposable Coverall Suit.


Ladies and Gentleman, I hereby declare that on October 31, 2009 I will go dressed as "Swine Girl" for Halloween. Please refrain from asking me such dumb questions as:
"Who are you supposed to be?" DUH - I will be Swine Girl in this sexy get-up for a whopping $6.85.

Quote of The Day

"If God has the time to work on this production and that's the best God can do, then we are all in trouble"
- Anderson Hays Cooper (although i think he should legally substitute H. to stand for Hot and not Hays)
I would just like to ask the Miss Universe Pageant Organization one question, did they actually pay Heidi Montag to sing because they knew their ratings were going to be low and the only way to attract a broader audience was to hire a bad dancing, bad lip-syncing, fame seeking blond bimbo so we'd all tune in and laugh? I think their plan backfired, because more people talk about Heidi's (my fingers refuse to type the word "performance" in this sentence, I just looked up the antonym, and the dictionary told me "failure" so that sounds about right) than the actual pageant...go figure.

Quote of the Day

"97% of Hollywood, the entire state of Florida, every person with the last name Lohan and half the bankers on Wall Street just moved to Mexico. ARRIBA!" - Dlisted.com

Well, well, well, just when we all thought Mexico was THE location for a guaranteed memory loss Spring Break, Mexico now guarantees you to have a drug-induced coma Spring Break. Apparently, "No charges will be brought against ... addicts or consumers who are found in possession of any narcotic for personal use," the Senate bill reads. Wow, what a nice country!
Let's keep the addicts addicted and turn the consumers into addicts since they ALWAYS need some narcotics for "personal use" to keep the high going.
You can legally carry the following amounts of drugs in your fannypack in Mexico: 5 grams of weed, the equivalent of about four joints. Half a gram of cocaine, the equivalent of about 4 lines. 50 milligrams of heroin, 40 milligrams of methamphetamine and 0.015 milligrams of LSD.
Just out of curiosity, what did they set as an acceptable and "legal" DUI limit for an amount of drugs to be in somebody's system before they get physically impaired, get behind the wheel and take away somebody's life?

Quote of the Day

as always, Michael K Dlisted makes my day: "two young girls crying with excitement, because they are posing with amateur porn star Kim Kardassian"

Quote of the Day

"Whatever I stood for and advocated I still believe to be true. Just because I fell short of God's standard ... doesn't mean that God's standard is reduced."

- Paul Stanley, Tennessee state senator

Paul Stanley has been fucking his 22 year old intern since April (his wife was aware of the affair). Stanley cut funding for Planned Parenthood because he BELIEVES UNMARRIED people should NOT be having sex...
Please explain yourself to God, your wife, and your two kids.

p.s. He resigned today.

WHY do all these God loving and God's standard proclaiming people like priests, politicians, etc ALWAYS seem to "fall short of God's standard?"
I think I hate hypocrites more than I hate airplanes.

Gaga for President

So, I'm pretty sick of fuckbook (facebook), twatter (twitter), have given up on myspace a few years ago, and am now looking for something of substantial value - thus I've turned to blogging.
I have become completely obsessed with Lady Gaga as many of my friends will attest to. I found an amazing quote of hers that I feel like I have been living by for the past couple of years.
"Once I grabbed the reigns of my artistry,
I fell in love with that more than I did with the party life."
Unfortunately, or fortunately I was a HUGE party girl at Fordham and needless to say paid the consequences of my nightlife abuse and got pretty burned out. Living in Manhattan for 4 years made me realize that NYC is about 2 things only, unless you are a tourist. And these 2 things are: restaurants and clubs. Well, I'm sick of both - so now where do I go? Yes, in a perfect world - if i was some trust fund baby, I could pack my shit up and move to California with no fear of not having a steady income and worrying about paying off my stupid college loans. But that's not the case, so what does one do to get out of depression of being an adult and having responsibilities...I turned to my artistic side and discovered a brand new world. I've recently began to think that to LIVE is to BE CREATIVE. I always had a talent for painting as a child but i never really developed it. I began to paint a few years ago and fell in love with what my right hand could do with some paint, a brush and a blank canvas! The feedback that i've been getting from my dear friends has been so tremendously encouraging and I am very thankful for your honest opinions and words of encourgement. I am submitting some paintings of mine to a gallery in NYC to see if any of them make the cut for an opening. My passion for art has opened my eyes to photography as well, since i tend to get most of my ideas from pictures i take or pictures i stumble upon in my friends' facebook albums. I absolutely love anything visual: photographs, paintings, film and one day would like to have my own production company that specializes in various aspects of visual art.
So, i guess you can say that I'm growing up as I become more aware of my own talents to waste time on instead of wasting it on the same routine of nightlife. In life, you have to be proud of your choices because in the end of the day you are your own judge. So it's nothing personal to those friends that feel like I've been distant and out of the scene. It's only because I am discovering and dedicating most of my time and nights to something I am passionate about besides my other favs: shots of patron, fashion, and clubs.

To conclude, here is a B&W photo that I took at Terminal 5 when Lady Gaga performed this past weekend. I think this is a really good candid photograph and i got really lucky with the lighting that gives it that professional look. (if you click on it, it will open up in its full size in another window =)