My Predictions for Miss Tranniverse

Dear Mr. Trump,

your contest should be named "Miss Tranniverse."

Before I get to giving out awards for the headshots, I'd like to point out that Miss Guyana's picture definitely caught my eye...

The Award for Fake lashes goes to Angola:

The Award for Trannylicious Lips goes to Serbia and Ireland

The award for Who the fuck thought these accessories look good goes to Tanzania:

and finally my pick for Miss Tranniverse 2010 goes to US Virgin Islands:

When Bad Videos Happen to Good Songs

So, I just watched the highly anticipated music video for one of Eminem's hits off his new album - Love the Way You Lie.

Unfortunately, I found the viewers' comments more exciting than the video.

"Don't you hate when a good song is ruined by a shit video?

Meagan Fox and that dude from lost and their shitting

acting, kissing and fighting all over the video making no

fucking sense. One minute they're mad. Then they're

shoplifting, Then they're on fire?

Rihanna looks like she has herpes again. She's

singing softly and angelic yet dressed like a biker

whore, with circus hair.

Best part is when Eminem is on a field of tall grass then

he starts to burn for no fucking reason.

What?"

"Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick should be in this video lolz""

"Did anyone else noticed the way Rihanna was singing this? Not her tone but the way she was making faces & biting her lip like it was something sexy about 'liking the way it hurts'?This is why I can’t take her seriously as a domestic violence victim."

"I wish Megan Fox would spit in my face!"

Enjoy the video:

FALLEN PRINCESSES

Dina Goldstein has really captured my attention with her Fallen Princesses photographs that take the conventional Happily Ever After Disney stories and put them into modern day perspective.
What if Disney kept it real with the little girls and showed them a not so happy outcome of an unfortunate life...


What if Princess Jasmine from Aladdin lived in the Middle East today...would she find herself in war zone defending her kingdom with an AK47?


What if Princess Belle from Beauty and the Beast lived in our youth-obsessed society, would she be regular at Dr. 90210 maintaining her "Belle" reputation?

A photograph that truly touched me and has left an unsettling dose of reality was a picture of Rapunzel...sitting on a hospital bed with her famous and lustrous braid by her side. What if Rapunzel had cancer and lost her hair during chemotherapy?



Unfortunately the exhibit, so far, only took place in Vancouver, CA at the Buschlen Mowatt Gallery from Oct 15-Nov 15, but you can check out all the amazing photographs on Dina Goldstein's website - http://www.fallenprincesses.com/

Where do I sign up to make a sex tape with a "famous" rapper?

I am obsessed with everything Kardashian, go ahead - judge me, I don't care. I love all their staged reality show episodes; I love all the irrelevant shit they do that doesn't benefit our society; I love the 20 pounds of makeup they wear on their faces for us, the $800 YSL and Christian Louboutin heels they wear to look cute for us cuz every day is a photoshoot. I mean, I'm not afraid to put it out there, I'd like to be adopted as their 6th sister. Sonya Kardashian sounds pretty nice, right? Actually, I am thinking of legally changing my name, yet again, to Sonya Kreizmanian.
This morning, I saw Kim twitter about what a dream come true it is for her to be on the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine. Wow, come to think of how famous this girl has become from simply making a sex tape with a rapper is truly an accomplishment. I mean she is more famous than that Ray J guy nowadays! She should be idolized by all men and women alike and should serve as a "Become a Celeb for Dummies" spokesperson.
Now, where do I sign up to make a sex tape with a rapper? My goal is to be on the cover of Cosmopolitan by 2012 before the world ends. If you know any rappers, please email/text/bbm/twitter/facebook and lastly call me ;)

The definition of FML

I have never wanted to say FML more and meant it.





I secretly wish that her parents were my parents so they could pay for me to star in my own remake ot Lady Gaga's Paparazzi video, although i'd NEVER replace Alexander Skarsgard with a 9 year old shirtless boy.

I am just speechless - Dlisted sums it up nicely

LOL of the Day

I've recently become obsessed with dancing reality TV shows: America's Best Dance Crew, Dancing with the Stars, So You Think You Can Dance, etc...all these shows make me blame my Mom and Dad on a daily basis for not pushing and shoving me into all possible dance classes when I was younger. Living with regrets at age 23..sigh. FML.

So, i guess last night's episode of So You Think You Can Dance showed a contestant that fell to the floor with so much excitement that she had a vajayjay slip. Don't judge, maybe she is allergic to wearing panties. Anyways, as always, Dlisted says it best:

"Our pure eyes have been tainted. We should have never boarded the Mayflower and come to America. But seriously, it's just a damn vagina. We've all seen one. A little snatch flash isn't going to turn our nation's children into drug addicted sluts with no morals. They will do that on their own." - dlisted.com

"Oh SHIT! A WHALE CAUGHT IN FISHNET!!!!"

I WANTED TO WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY MONDAY MORNING by sharing the following image with you (courtesy of peopleofwalmart.com) So please, before you begin your daily FML facebook/twitter/bbm updates about how much you hate Mondays and everything your boss makes you do, think of her FML thoughts.