I think I just found my Halloween Costume and it will only cost me $6.85

"90 people get the Swine Flu and everyone wears a face mask. Millions of people have AIDS but noone wears a condom."

I am so amused right now by a website called Flu Armour that sells "Pandemic Influenza Defense System Products." You can order a variety of goodies such as Masks, Gloves, Wipes, Protective Goggles, Emergency Food Supply for 4 weeks, and MY personal favorite - the Disposable Coverall Suit.


Ladies and Gentleman, I hereby declare that on October 31, 2009 I will go dressed as "Swine Girl" for Halloween. Please refrain from asking me such dumb questions as:
"Who are you supposed to be?" DUH - I will be Swine Girl in this sexy get-up for a whopping $6.85.