I couldn't have said it better myself

After looking at some sickly pix of the ICONIC figure that is Victoria Beckham, I came across a comment that pretty much summarized my deep inner feelings during my lunchtime:

"I'm so sick of these walking eating disorders being praised and admired when in fact they are seriously effed in the head.
I was about to go make myself a sandwich for lunch, but I guess now I'll just go nibble a piece of lettuce and then spit it out and then run 6 miles to purge myself of all that food I ate. Fuck."
- Submitted by hotmess119 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:01am.

I think I just found my Halloween Costume and it will only cost me $6.85

"90 people get the Swine Flu and everyone wears a face mask. Millions of people have AIDS but noone wears a condom."

I am so amused right now by a website called Flu Armour that sells "Pandemic Influenza Defense System Products." You can order a variety of goodies such as Masks, Gloves, Wipes, Protective Goggles, Emergency Food Supply for 4 weeks, and MY personal favorite - the Disposable Coverall Suit.


Ladies and Gentleman, I hereby declare that on October 31, 2009 I will go dressed as "Swine Girl" for Halloween. Please refrain from asking me such dumb questions as:
"Who are you supposed to be?" DUH - I will be Swine Girl in this sexy get-up for a whopping $6.85.

My New Addiction

I had a bad morning filled with anxiety and panic attacks because my new favorite website did not work for a while and scared me with all sorts of messages such as: "this website domain no longer exists" and "the page you are looking for might have been removed" etc.
I pretty much said my goodbyes in my mind, since I am almost 100% sure that the content on this site is illegal and it will soon be reported and/or sued..but in the meantime, the site is BACK, and I couldn't be happier...
ENJOY - http://peopleofwalmart.com/

p.s. this is EXACTLY the reason why only LADY GAGA can get away with wearing NO PANTS.


p.p.s. thank GOD for their twitter updates reassuring us everything is ok and they will be back up soon! http://twitter.com/peopleofwalmart

Quote of The Day

"If God has the time to work on this production and that's the best God can do, then we are all in trouble"
- Anderson Hays Cooper (although i think he should legally substitute H. to stand for Hot and not Hays)
I would just like to ask the Miss Universe Pageant Organization one question, did they actually pay Heidi Montag to sing because they knew their ratings were going to be low and the only way to attract a broader audience was to hire a bad dancing, bad lip-syncing, fame seeking blond bimbo so we'd all tune in and laugh? I think their plan backfired, because more people talk about Heidi's (my fingers refuse to type the word "performance" in this sentence, I just looked up the antonym, and the dictionary told me "failure" so that sounds about right) than the actual pageant...go figure.

Quote of the Day

"97% of Hollywood, the entire state of Florida, every person with the last name Lohan and half the bankers on Wall Street just moved to Mexico. ARRIBA!" - Dlisted.com

Well, well, well, just when we all thought Mexico was THE location for a guaranteed memory loss Spring Break, Mexico now guarantees you to have a drug-induced coma Spring Break. Apparently, "No charges will be brought against ... addicts or consumers who are found in possession of any narcotic for personal use," the Senate bill reads. Wow, what a nice country!
Let's keep the addicts addicted and turn the consumers into addicts since they ALWAYS need some narcotics for "personal use" to keep the high going.
You can legally carry the following amounts of drugs in your fannypack in Mexico: 5 grams of weed, the equivalent of about four joints. Half a gram of cocaine, the equivalent of about 4 lines. 50 milligrams of heroin, 40 milligrams of methamphetamine and 0.015 milligrams of LSD.
Just out of curiosity, what did they set as an acceptable and "legal" DUI limit for an amount of drugs to be in somebody's system before they get physically impaired, get behind the wheel and take away somebody's life?

Allow Me...

Allow me to put in my 2 cents...

Many of my friends have been addressing numerous Lady Gaga related questions to me since I know more about her than any subject i studied at school...and i guess i deserve it since I've converted to Lady Gaga-ism. So Here it goes, my opinion on the infamous & controversial question about Gaga's Hermaphrodite-ness. Here is the dumb video that started this rumor -

I'm sorry but whatever brain-dead loser started this rumor obviously has never seen a penis in their uneventful lifetime...I DON'T see anything. So, no I don't think Gaga has a big dick because we would have all seen it a million times.
Another reason to love her: this is what she posted on her fbook page in response to this funny situation:

Lady Gaga "Love you Japan! Pokerface just went #1! Thanku!!. My show was so good last night. I just had to go home and suck my own hermie dick, suckka" - August 7 at 8:43pm

maybe just the hair...

OMG

OMG, I'm sorry but how is my boyfriend, Bruce Willis supposed to SAVE US when we don't have enough funds to detect big ass, catastrophic asteroids?
According to an article on cnn.com, NASA will not meet its goal of tracking 90 percent of all deadly asteroids by 2020 without MORE funding.
Well fuck that, stop buying $1695.00 pair of boots and $3000 chanel bags and let's start putting money in Brucey's pension on a mission fund!
Thanks.